WELCOME TO R.E.A.P.E.R CORP
Brave the ruins of a post-apocalyptic Earth! Earn your fortune as an astroneer! Flee in terror from amazing, mutating creatures! Consider your own impending death as a valued member of the R.E.A.P.E.R Corporation! Grab a buddy, or another disposable lackey, and explore a ruined world that desperately wants you dead. Is your friend not friendly enough? Cannibalism is encouraged! With the power of friendship even starvation can be cured! Don't have any friends? That's good too! R.E.A.P.E.R Corp will match you up with your life partner! If you don't like them, eat them! Meet new people under the stars! Are you sad and lonely? Join the Corporation! Some people don't like the Corporation! They say the Corporation mutated the earth, experimented on babies, and murdered your mom! Those people are liars. Those people do not exist. If you meet those people, cannibalism is encouraged!
Encounter intelligent, evolving wildlife! Watch your best friend die in agony to weird mutant parasites! Become a weird mutant parasite! Begin your adventure today with R.E.A.P.E.R CORP!
Please! We're all one happy family here! Join us! Join us! Join us!